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Rather than a stable camera tracking behind you, the camera bobs and swings about wildly when following you, as if being held left-handed by a drunk, right-handed cameraman, trying desperately to keep up with you on a pair of stilts. To this stock formula, IO Interactive have added the wackiest visuals this side of a kaleidoscope, all allegedly inspired by “documentary filmmakers and the user-generated era.” As a great man who is no doubt a blast at parties recently said, “review… are made primarily to inform,” so let’s dispense with the niceties.Īs with the first Kane & Lynch title, Dog Days is a third-person co-op shooter with all that genre’s tropes: regenerating health, the ability to take hostages, a cover system, and awful dialogue. Poor Bungeye is dragged into this whole kill-everyone caper because, hey man, Beardy said he would drive him to his hotel, and he’d rather have all the blood of the greater Shanghai metropolitan area on his hands than catch a cab like some schmuck.īut enough with the jokes. He’s trying to get some kind of arms deal together, but forgets the first rule of business: don’t murder utterly everyone you are doing business with as it will make future clients nervous.
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Although my path and theirs hadn’t crossed prior to the events of this game, I know this because one has a beard and wears sunglasses at night and the other has a large scar running over his eye (my money is on some kind of glasses and treacle-related mishap).ĭog Days reunites this sketchy twosome in Shanghai, where Beardy Sunglasses now lives. And if you want to know what life is like for a bobblehead who lives in a wind tunnel and whose glasses are covered by a thick coat of treacle, play Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days. If you wish to replicate the effect of transition lenses, use the dimmer knob on your interior lights rather than the switches. If you crave the authentic I-need-glasses-to-see-but-can’t find-them-anywhere experience, watch 3DTV without 3D goggles on. But as someone who needs eyewear 11/6 (I sleep a lot) I say why spend the money? They exist, presumably, because people with perfect vision want the chance to experience the hassle that comes with visual defects, or because the bully’s union wanted to increase their number of potential targets.
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These days it's possible to buy glasses that don’t have prescription lenses in them.